When I was a wee lad, the internet was a place of discovery. A place where the smart could rise above the typical jocks and show off their prowess.

How far we have fallen...
Today the internet has no barrier to access, and so your "dumb" friends who would previously been inept at reaching your haven can flood it en masse.
There is nothing left...
Children and adults cannot be distinguished, as they are equally foolish. Pornographic media corrupts the minds of the young. News, politics, and mobile games distract us from our lives.

I didn't think I was going to have to enforce strict policy on BBS access, but you all have Credit Fraud to thank for this.

All new users are now required to submit new user feedback and a sysop email to verify their existence before permissions can be granted.

I'm sorry.
[I may also enforce a magic word policy at later discretion]

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