• User Cf

    From Greenturtle537 to All on Sat Dec 30 00:18:11 2023
    Ahoy dear users,

    I have rather exciting time tracking down our mystery user Cf. The one responsible for all of the bot accounts. They created Cf and Aa under their home ip, and the rest under various proxies. After approximating their location, I can only assume that they know me in person, so here is a message for them.

    Dear Cf,
    You've impressed me. I'd like to offer you a position on my board of directors here at Glitch Technologies LLC.

    If they choose not to respond, they sure as heck have my attention now regardless, so...

    Dear everybody else,
    I'm paying $20 cash for Cf's IRL identity

    The Hunt is on C[redit card]f[raud]!
    - Your local Sysop, _ _ _ _____ ____ ______
    Faithful till the end, | | | | | | | ____|___ |____ |
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    / _` | '__/ _ \/ _ | '_ \| __| | | | '__| __| |/ _ |___ \ |__ < / /
    | (_| | | | __| __| | | | |_| |_| | | | |_| | __/___) |___) |/ /
    \__, |_| \___|\___|_| |_|\__|\__,_|_| \__|_|\___|____/|____//_/
    __/ | CEO of Glitch Technoloigies LLC, Most Loyal Sysop of the Year,
    |___/ Owner of Wii Club, Calculator Programmer, C Dev